October 9, 2011

First phone call went exactly as planned.

  • Ben: ...and then Prince Charles says, "Wow, your girlfriend is beautiful." and I say, "Thanks Prince Charles, but I don't own her, so tell it to her and go the fuck back to Buckingham Palace."
  • Steph: Wow.
  • Ben: And that's how we met the Prince.
  • -Her phone dies and I immediately pass out.
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